September 09, 2005

SHOWBIZ GOSSIP

OHHH!!! Our does my bum look big in this? big pants brit-bollocks showbiz reporter has come back today with rumours about a certain showbiz personality!!!!

TEE HEE HEE HEE HEE !!!!!!!!

She's heard that a certain waitress was working in a certain east London restaurant attatched to a popular bar/venue. A very tall, very serious customer came up to her and said, slightly flustered:

"Is there any better restaurants than this around here?"

Not knowing who she was talking to, and giving a bit of attitude back she answered:

"I don't know, ask the chef."

sort of challenging him to go in the kitchen and insult the guy.

"Do you know who that is?" asked her fellow member of staff as she passed the kitchen. "That's Ali G that is."

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