...Whenever I went out on night patrol with one particular pandacar driver, the first stop was the "tube station" - the off-licence.
We would buy a couple of "tubes" of Foster's lager which we stowed under the front passenger seat. We would wait for a lull, go to Kentucky Fried Chicken and then sit in the car eating and drinking lager.
In those days the unofficial policy was to try to avoid arresting people for drink-driving - because police were drink-driving themselves...
There is too much wisdom here to quote check it out yourself.
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Dave
We heard and read about the scandals relating to King Newt (that naughty Lee 'Kinky' Jasper - ting and ting). Do you have any gossip (damaging) about Paddick? Go Boris!
I've heard he is gay leik
In a democracy like ours, being "gay leik" isn't an issue unlike it would be in Iran (your dead mate)! On the subject of being "gay leik", did you read in today's Torygraph about Alan Duncan entering into a civil partnership? Well done that dapper Tory I say!!! It's ok to be "gay leik" and Tory. All's forgiven Portillo!
I'm sure it was all an open secret amongst them anyway they all went to private schools didn't they?
And what's wrong with private schools?
They turn everyone gay leik no? Everyone fags.
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