June 14, 2006
Originally, I wanted to be Rainbow Brite, but I started having doubts as to how to assemble the costume. A self-made Rainbow Brite costume would have to be flawless.
Over and over, I would smoke dope and nod out, and get better ideas.
I finally decided to go ahead with Rainbow Brite and maybe hire a tailor to make the costume, but I would be a Fierce Rainbow Brite, leading two half-naked gay prostitutes around on leashes all night.
I would dress them in black loincloths and make them kneel any time I sat down. Ohh! I’d make one hold my drink and the other hold my ashtray.