March 08, 2008

MURDER ON THE DANCEFLOOR

I've got to hand it to the Sun, doing what they do best. They've got Atilla disco dancing.

Burly Ahmet used to be a hard-drinking minder for a Turkish crime family before coming under the influence of preacher of hate Abu Hamza. Ex-pals told how he used to love ogling £1-a-time strippers at the grubby Railway Tavern pub in New Cross, South London. One friend said: “He spent all his time chasing women and drinking lager, eight or nine pints a night.

“But the only thing he was really religious about was strippers. I don’t think he ever missed a Thursday night. It was a dive and the women were ropey but Atilla loved it. He was always first to slip the girls a quid.”

Years later he was seen outside the US Embassy in London shouting: “So expect retaliation Mr Bush, Mr Blair. You may embrace Islam or die by the sword


It should say Al-Faisal and Abu Hamza. I wonder where they got the last quote from?

5 comments:

African neocon said...

Was that Atilla getting jiggy with it or was it Mohammed Hamid?

DAVE BONES said...

Atilla.

African neocon said...

Really? Boy! Can he not dance! I guess the likes of Justin Timberlakes are few, no?

The Wondering Brit said...

Ahhh, bless him - there's nowt wrong with a pint and a good dirty shag.

Dave, posted Jim Jefferies instead

DAVE BONES said...

Get down get down. Its like Borat's slightly cooler mate innit.