March 02, 2008

YOU ARE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE

I went down to Mohammed Hamid's spiritual home, Speaker's Corner today to gauge the reaction to his conviction amongst his friends and enemies there. People are really tricky to get on camera because everyone thinks everyone else is MI-5. I got what I was looking for, an edit is coming. Meanwhile-

I felt that I couldn't just "Go to Speakers Corner" so with a sense of occasion befitting such a grand national institution I made a placard last night and had a bit of a rant myself. I was a bit stoned when I wrote the placard, hence the two "ARE's" but I think it still works no? Speakers Corner really is one of the wonders of the world.

Thanks to African Neocon for filming me.

23 comments:

African neocon said...

Video has been removed?

DAVE BONES said...

You are quick. It is still processing come back in ten.

African neocon said...

Yeah! I'm writing up a blog on today in the park and the reactions of the some the "regulars". Check it out on my blog.

I.:.S.:. said...

You are all going to die!!!

Pain hurts!!!

Babies suck!!!

Golf sale, all items 2 for the price of 1, everything must go!!!

Anonymous said...

...everyone thinks everyone else is MI-5...

Ho ho ho..

I'm going to present my opinion...
I think African Neocon is an enlisted spook.

There..... discuss

I.:.S.:. said...

I think you are probably right. I also think that YOU are African Neocon trying to muddy the waters further with your comment.

African neocon said...

I think you are a 'alphabet man'. So there...discuss. For the record I'm not a spook but I do enjoy watching George Smiley in Simely's People - its far better than Spooks!

I.:.S.:. said...

yeah Spooks really sucks, eh? they put so much money into making a well-produced good-looking series with an obvious budget behind it, and then the stories are like written by a 12-year-old boy.

DAVE BONES said...

YOU ARE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!

African neocon said...

You can't be Tinker Tailor or the perfect spy. So what 'agency' are you or are you a freelancer?

Dave, you're scaring folks off your blog!

DAVE BONES said...

I am from an agency?

Anonymous said...

I am not from a traditional Intelligence Agency. I represent the Moderately Clever on a Good Day Agency of a foreign power which I am not at liberty to reveal, naturally. Dave represents the notorious Urrrrrgggghh Blblblblbl Spazzgency, the hidden hand of which can be seen fucking up loads of otherwise good conspiracies out there.

African neocon said...

You are beginning to sound like Osama bin London with all this conspiracy twaddle. So, anonymosu what's the deal with you smearing people that they are into a noble profession: 'gathering and collecting information'?

I.:.S.:. said...

It's because I applied for the Service but they turned me down on security vetting as a complete liability. The bastards, that was my life dream!

But I don't need them losers, I can do exactly what they do, only better, and I'm gonna prove it to them and everybody!! You'll see!

Oh and it was me that left that last anonymous comment, I take full responsibility for it. And naturally I already know who that first anonymous comment was by and have traced their exact geographic position to within 100 metres.

I.:.S.:. said...

What's an 'alphabet man'?

I.:.S.:. said...

Ah I see. Forgive me, I'm foreign. Which is why my English is better than most English people's. But I miss some of those cockney colloquialisms.

African neocon said...

'Alphabet Man' is US IC talk for a IO. It's the equivalent of the UK's 'member of the Firm' or 'member of the Circus'.

dweller said...

ha ha!!
that told 'em.

did anyone dare say "no I'm not"?

DAVE BONES said...

they all asked "When?" but i couldn't think of a reply. I think I'm going to expand into "Floods, fear, pestilence" etc next time.

Wheeler said...

well, you weren't lying

Wheeler said...

WHat about this for next time;

Today we're selling my face, it's well lived in, full service history and one careful owner.
Do we have any takers?

Rachel said...

Yes, you are quite right Dave. We are indeed all going to die.

At some point.

Numeral said...

What's this got to do with socialism or wanking, Dave? I thought the latter only made you go blind. Socialism, on the other hand, is not a good lifestyle choice, worldwide. Ask in Chile.

Timor mortis conturbat me. Pull the other one.