December 26, 2008

ITS GONNA WORK

America's CIA has found a novel way to gain information from fickle Afghan warlords - supplying sex-enhancing drug Viagra, a US media report says.

The Washington Post said it was one of a number of enticements being used.

In one case, a 60-year-old warlord with four wives was given four pills and four days later detailed Taleban movements in return for more.

"Whatever it takes to make friends and influence people," the Post quoted one agent as saying...

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nobody reads your kindergarten drivel. What do you get, maybe 2 hits per month...both by accidental surfers? Why do you even bother to open your stank-breath-filled mouth? You're just a fucking loooooooooooser who loves to swab muslim penis.

DAVE BONES said...

ahhhh the homosexual fantasist from the Muslim Question again. You are back! What do you want? Are you bored? Come to read my drivel before going back to gay fantasy land? Thats nice.

BigDog said...

This is an amusing story. Thanks for the email about it btw.

Here's an assessment of the Taliban.

http://www.strategypage.com/qnd/afghan/articles/20081228.aspx

Theupshot: Everyone hates the Taliban and doesn't want them back in power, but 'warlords', drug lords (may be same things), and tribal leaders will used them to play against the central gov't. If we offer the tribes abetter deal, they will cut the Taliban.

DAVE BONES said...

Yeah Afghanistan is a tough place for any number of troops to walk into isn't it. I am glad that I haven't heard reports of yellow rain yet. Less than accurate bombing techniques can make enemies for life. I don't imagine the Afghans will let go of Afghanistan to anyone. They are all quite used to this by now.

I think getting onto the corruption might be good. Some sort of commitment of something except troops and troop movements. I don't know I am not in Afghanistan.

I can see the plans of these Mumbai guys working as recently democratic Pak govt is pressured from all sides. Something has to give there, and now if international Jihadis were loosing focus Gaza is under attack now..

Shall I run round screaming? Would it help?

Anonymous said...

Dave Boner wanted to join the Taliban, but even though all Arabs and muslims have short wankers, Dave's was to short for them, plus he had no balls. So the Taliban told him he'd make a better catholic altar boy...you know...so the priests could bend him over the pulpit and fill his ass with the gospil fluid. Tee hee hee.

DAVE BONES said...

You have such lurid homosexual fantasies. You should post them on lurid homosexual fantasy blogs.

DAVE BONES said...

Did people laugh at you in the shower when you were at school or something? Seeriously if you accept yourself for who you are you will feel much better. All this "Swabbing penises" and sticking camels up your ass is catered for in gay clubs I am sure. Go experiment!

debt relief said...

C'mon this has to be a joke of a story. This cannot be true. You are trying to tell us these people cannot order this stuff off the internet like every other person??

DAVE BONES said...

I'm not saying anything. Maybe they don't have broadband?

African neocon said...

Dave!

Happy New Year!

What's Langley coming to these days? Offering (randy) Taliban Viagra surely must be haram, no? Someone better check this with Abu Hamza or Omar Bakri. I always thought the best way to get someone to 'cross over' and become an assest was to entice him or her with large sploshes of WONGA. However, the use of Viagra is more economical (during the credit crunch) and would allow the spooks to re-allocate asset funds to other pressing Ops.

What's with this nasty "Anonymous" person? I bet he fancies you. After you're done with him can I have him. Once you go black you never go back!

DAVE BONES said...

Hey Mr Neocon! Where is your blog? I wanted the next in the series on African mercenaries for Socialistwanker. The Anonymous is a severely repressed homosexual from a blog called The Muslim Question. You might agree with more on their blog than I do. As for if viagra is haram or not- I can't imagine. Like you say, i'd have to ask Bakri. It is probably very useful if you have more than one wife and are getting on a bit.

I.:.S.:. said...

This is a good story.

I don't think onlinepharmacy.com delivers to Afghanistan.

DAVE BONES said...

Happy new year mr I.:.S

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