January 19, 2006

Channel 4's dope podcast

Big brother news: Now everyone knows Galloway is a twat and most people have told him. Pete is going to win. Either women will hate Rula cos shes a bit rickety old actooor or they'll be suffering from breast envy for the dizzy black baywatch babe (with the voice like sweet music) one of those two will be out. I put a rash tenner on...... too close to call. Picture one of those dumpy Heat magazine reading secretaries from "the Office" with a choice between boring old actress and a girl with fake tits? hmmmm

For the Americans: Maggot said he wanted to hit George Galloway then confonted him- also in tonights Galloway watch a Tory MP on Question Time said that he hadn't voted in the second debate on Iraq which BLAIR WON BY JUST ONE VOTE.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

They kicked Jodie off & kept that Dead or Alive guy? Who votes in this stuff?

Indigobusiness said...

I've lost all regard for my fellow man and hereby propose the advent of UNREALITY in television to counter the darkly banal forces and restore some balance to politics and mass popular delusion.

DAVE BONES said...

The vote is conrolled by frumpy women who gossip in offices. Always remember that and you can win money betting on Big Brother I reckon.

Anonymous said...

I saw that Jodie's heartbroken parents were telling the cast to stop bullying their daughter. Very sad, altho to be fair, Jodie can give as good as she gets. Just ask Jordan. Did you see that Jodie says she's now going to be a novelist? The new Barbara Cartland!

DAVE BONES said...

Yeah, shes quite nice really. Fuck nose why she did that to her nose though.

Indigobusiness said...

Fuck nose?

Is that the Queen's English?

Anonymous said...

No one's looking at her nose

Indigobusiness said...

I nose that.