June 17, 2006

Whos a happy bunnywunny

How can you have a better day? Jump on a train to Brighton, pick up a brand new guitar in the station from Graham, put my toes in the sea and come back. All I need now is to get laid and it'll be perfect.

Yup, I bought one, photos coming. A crazy Irish busker down the road who recently bought a £1000 Takamine gave it his seal of approval, but was suprised I bought it without hearing it through an amp.

"How much did I pay for it?" I asked him to guess.

"4?.(hundred)"

I went by this review. I reckon this guitar looks like it is worth £400 too. I bought it for 200. great no? I like the name SHINE as well and the way it is written. Like a happy sixties oriental feel.

Do check the blog of my alter ego, Mr. Dave Bone Wanker. Thers nothing on it as yet but I'm sure its going to be good. Lots of stuff about fantasy Islamists raping people. Probably will include Mr.Bonewankers secret sausage-up-the butt fantasies too no doubt.

6 comments:

Indigobusiness said...

Good onya.


Here's a clip for Mr. Dave Bones Wanker.

I.:.S.:. said...

What is it with all this "innit" shit, anyway, my friend? You have ever hear of the expression "mockney"? You have ever hear of musician called Mike Skinner? He's from fucking Birmingham, too, did you know that?

Indigobusiness said...

When golf spikes are attached to the the inside of shoes that look like golfwear, the spikes are innit...mockney or not.

DAVE BONES said...

I think its mok-jii as innit is definately second generstion Indian.

Mike Skinner? I've heard of Frank Skinner from B'ham.

DAVE BONES said...

that peace takes courage is very interesting.

I.:.S.:. said...

Mike, Frank, whatever. The Streets. Geezer geezer. Birmingham.