January 01, 2006

Note to self

Happy New Year you bunch of hippies!

Its 9 pm and I haven't been to sleep yet but I've finally got round to eating something. I managed to stay up without doing any class A's just drinking Lager and Guiness. I had one dab of MDMA which just made me doze off for 10 minutes and then I woke up and carried on drinking.

New Years resolutions? I've got a few.

Give up smoking (already lapsed)
Try to meditate for an hour a day.
Try to do Yoga every day.
Go back on Prozac.
Try to form a stable relationship with a woman.
Start painting and sculpture again.

I can't carry on like this. Somethings got to change this year.

9 comments:

revhipchick said...

good luck--i too need to do the yoga and mediation thing daily. happy new year!

Naiad said...

Maybe it should be "try to form a stable relationship with a STABLE woman" just for clarity. :)

DAVE BONES said...

I was just thinking that 5 min ago. Is the girl with the butt in the picture stable?

BigDog said...

Alas, gravity will eventually have its way with even such a fine posterior.

The Scrutinator said...

Your New Years resolutions sound terrific. Sending prayers your way. May you make the changes you need.

We're all rooting for you!

DAVE BONES said...

Cheeze mate! Happy new year!

Anonymous said...

This is gonna be a great year! HAPPY NEW YEAR DAVE!

Anonymous said...

fingers and toes crossed that it goes well....
oceans of it,
xxx

DAVE BONES said...

nice 1 tequilita and anonymous xxx