February 12, 2008

TELL ME A STORY


This is why I buy tabloid newspapers. Our nations youngest suicide bomber is actually a really fascinating story destined to be made into a Michael Winterbottom movie anytime soon. The British shot his father whose friends encouraged him to revenge his death by learning how to blow himself up. He let slip to his mum one night who didn't want to loose another family member and got him "people smuggled" to the UK where he told the whole story, detonators and all to immigration in Croydon.

"Talibrum" refers to a SUN EXCLUSIVE!!!!!

Apparently there are people from the Midlands and people from Yorkshire in the Taliban. No shit. Really? Hajj was telling me that in the good old days of "Londonistan" Muslims from all over the UK were buying properties in special towns the Taliban were building for foreigners who wanted to experience life under Islamic law.

heres another talibrum from 2006

oh and there is some justice coming to Guantanamo bay apparently.

4 comments:

BigDog said...

The military tribunals are long overdue.

DAVE BONES said...

just a bit

Lazy said...

if an invading occupying force in the uk was shooting civilians and some kid whose dad had been killed took a load of grenades and blew himself and some occupying soldiers up, would he or would he not be celebrated as a british hero??

I.:.S.:. said...

the halal holiday homes was a scam anyway, the taliban didn't build shit. unless it was arabs doing it, that's like something they'd do. timeshares in a luxurious villa in a model town built in the middle of a blasted desert.