NUMBER 1 BITCH

Oh it says beach. And its....(drum roll) Bournemouth. Well it isn't actually, but it is close. If you carry on past Bournemouth along the coast till you get to Sandbanks, keep going through Lilliput and jump on the little ferry Studland is huge, empty and you can camp for free for as long as you like. I'm down that way and will be camping on the beach if I can get down there.