March 26, 2006

Republicans are Sexy. No. Really


Here is the article Rightwingsparkle linked to, here is the debate we had about the concept of "sexy" Republicans including the conjouring of such steamy erotic images as "Bush on a Bicycle"

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Look at those stumpy little legs! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

You will never have to ride in his enviro-friendly weenie mobile. Republicans have balls, they all drive gas guzzlers with massive engines...

...liberal men have really turned into whiny, emotional, hysterical women...

...There's nothing masculine about being a liberal anymore. And to most women, that is a huge turn off...

...The biggest drawback for liberal men is that they've become so emasculated and effeminite that a woman just can't feel safe with or respect them. There's just nothing manly about a guy who talks about his feelings all the time...

...how petty liberals are when splitting the tab. No exaggeration there. Writer forgot to mention that liberals don't bother to open the door for women...

...dating a liberal is like hell. Hypocrite guys are such a turn-off. aside from their homo-obsessions and how slutty they are...

...Have you ever seen Bush on his mountain bike? Pretty sexy...

12 comments:

BigDog said...

You are so right, kan! Republicans don't LIKE sex! They try not to fuck at all! Its NAUGHTY! That is why conservatives have more children on average than liberals! errr....uh, nevermind.

DAVE BONES said...

funniest online argument I've had in ages. I'm desperate to get over to the states to meet you all.

DAVE BONES said...

I love the way they've photographed him cycling with a US flag in the background. It makes me imagine someone having to run alongside him with a flag to be in shot at all times.

DAVE BONES said...

You know what i mean? Anyone using the we have more sex than you do argument should either post interesting pictures of themselves in sexual positions with nice chicks or fuck off. What use are fucking statistics? WE WANT PICTURES.

Indigobusiness said...

Republicans have more children because they're fucking irresponsible.

DAVE BONES said...

someone over there said i would have a crack baby. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

BigDog said...

You are so right! Getting married and having children is irresponsible! It couldn't possibly be an issue of personal choice.... The only solution is Voluntary Human Extinction.

http://www.vhemt.org/

Indigobusiness said...

Too many people on the planet. More people alive today than have died in the course of human history.

When famine strikes the piggies, and it will, they will squeal...and realize greed ain't good.

Choosing to exploit finite resources fuels the fantasy. Waking up will someday be mandatory, not an option...but it will be far too late.

BigDog said...

Malthus is alive and well

Indigobusiness said...

Epitaph

Sacred to the memory of the Rev Thomas Robert Malthus, long known to the lettered world by his admirable writings on the social branches of political economy, particularly by his essay on population.

One of the best men and truest philosophers of any age or country, raised by native dignity of mind above the misrepresentation of the ignorant and the neglect of the great, he lived a serene and happy life devoted to the pursuit and communication of truth.

Supported by a calm but firm conviction of the usefulness of his labors.

Content with the approbation of the wise and good.

His writings will be a lasting monument of the extent and correctness of his understanding.

The spotless integrity of his principles, the equity and candour of his nature, his sweetness of temper, urbanity of manners and tenderness of heart, his benevolence and his piety are still dearer recollections of his family and friends.


Born Feb 14 1766 Died 29 Dec 1834.

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Indeed.

BigDog said...

Poetic.

Alas, Malthus was wrong.

http://www.tcsdaily.com/article.aspx?id=082703D

Indigobusiness said...

The problem is far more complicated than mere Malthusian concerns, but he was far from wrong.