YOU ARE ALL FIRED

Watching The Apprentice tonight the charade that its anything more than a reality TV show sort of fell off and it wasn't just because of Cassette Boys Youtube run through. On the subject of charades all this buisness in Westminster doesn't look anymore real.

Its all big talk, people trying to be who others want them to be, a dance around the fucking maypole and whoever you choose wont make any difference. When the standards are so questionable and so obviously heading off in the wrong direction the idea of a "Meritocracy" falls to shit. The idea of a junior Apprentice, with the world how it is now actually scares me. Capitalism is a fairy tale people teach their children.

Pedaling the same crap which doesn't work. Anyway you are all fired. And I enjoyed The Apprentice. I don't like either of the finalists but the one who mortgaged her mothers house in exchange for 1% of her buisness has great tits and the other robot one has a really sexy brummie accent.

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YOU'RE FIRED

A portrait of Alan Sugar from Cassette Boy here who watches far too much TV.

I DIDN'T WRITE THIS

I have been struggling every week to stop myself blogging about The Apprentice but this week the dam has burst. I have been addicted from the start as usual. What a prime bunch of tossers. Watching what they do next is just hilarious. I am supposed to be against capitalism why should this crap hold my attention? I am pleased that all the real tossers seem some how to wake up from their nightmares to redemtive moments when they come out, especially Ben this week who I thought might have had more of a rough time of it. Personally I don't respect Sir Alan as a model of capitalism. Money doesn't talk to me, I think it does to Sir Alan. My secret TV mentor of capitalism is someone I hate a lot more and totally grudge my respect for- and that is Gordon Fucking Ramsay.

The Apprentice Episode 9
The Apprentice You've Been Fired

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THE SUN

This is a real surprise. I am a bit confused about the grounds Mr Sugar has for sueing but such a high profile case will get to the bottom of this story if there is one. Hey, maybe he can sue The Sun for me!

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Two of Britain's biggest high street banks will in effect be nationalised today in a dramatic move by the Government that follows a day of international negotiations aimed at co-ordinating a pan-European approach to the global financial crisis.

The Apprentice has always been the show I have loved hating on this blog, but I thought Alan Sugar seemed to be talking sense in The Mirror today.

I'm wondering again whether this boom and bust isn't the game of a very few people who are laughing at us. It all just looks too scripted. For all the good times we had smileyBlair, and waiting in the wings this prudent, safe guy in charge of the money. Then just as he takes charge- what do you know? The economy crashes and he comes out stern faced, leading the world. Did they not know all this was going to happen? But I don't believe in conspiracy theories eh.

BRAINWASHING EXREMIST IDEOLOGY

Well the brainwashing part anyway. Watch as we all go to hell in a hanging basket. A hanging basket? How many units did it sell? Who did the pitch? I am hooked anyway. You can actually see the brainwashing on their faces and in their reactions to Sir Alan. It is strange. Years and years of training and what good is it actually doing? Anybody? Is it me? What actually is it these people are doing on the screen in front of me? Monkey's walking amongst other monkeys convincing them they want stuff they don't which they are going to go on to other monkeys to....? I've got to remember sometimes that it is me who takes the drugs and not them.