February 26, 2007
...I was troubled by the absence of the gorgeous twins. 'Oh yeah, one of them has gastroenteritis so they couldn't make it tonight,' said Paul, handing me a picture of a pair of very beautiful, very identical twins. 'This band will look amazing,' he continued, putting on a horse's head mask and picking up a bass guitar. In the absence of a monitor he planted his foot on an armchair before striking a number of dynamic rock poses while peering at me down the horse's nostrils. I started giggling. 'You see? It's just right. You know how girls instinctively know that a certain towel set will go with their bathroom suite? Well, it's the same with men, animal heads and guitars.'