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Muslims joined by Sikhs in Forest Gate protest

Hundreds of members of the local community in Forest Gate, London, held a protest today (18 June 2006), calling on the police to cooperate better with local people and revise their anti-terror tactics.

The predominantly Muslim demonstration was joined by Sikhs, a few Christians and other concerned residents.

INDEPENDENT:

The Forest Gate anti-terror raid was triggered by a man with an IQ of just 69 who was described as an "utter incompetent" when he was jailed for a terror offence, it was claimed yesterday.

Hey, maybe its Dave Bonewanker doing his fantasy Muslim stuff.

I like this image. Muslim guy with beard shot by Police, comes out wearing a Brazil shirt during the world cup. In other traitor news, my glorious team Ghana beat Czech! COME ON!!! Hang on, Ghana? Whats this guy doing then?

Ghanaian soccer player John Pentsil celebrated the goals scored by his teammates against the Czech Republic at the World Cup on Saturday by waving the Israeli flag at the stadium in Cologne.

Ghana beat the Czech Republic 2-0 in a convincing display of fast-paced soccer, increasing the chances the African team will be the first from that continent to qualify to the next round in the quadrennial soccer tournament.

WHATTHEFUCKHAPENED????

I remember going to Hyde Park looking for some friends who were playing softball. I remember walking for ages in the heat and not finding them. I remember hearing someone playing Motorhead really loudly, wandering closer and finding that it was actually Motorhead playing in Hyde park. I remember sitting down and drinking one of two bottles of wine one my own. I remember walking down past buckingham palace to the South Bank. I remember bumping into some very old friends and helping get a sound system onto the beach. I remember leaving and walking most of the way to South London and finding a great party going on outside my house. Iremember dancing like crazy.

At some point on this journey I dispensed with a carrier bag with my Pop Will Eat Itself T-shirt, a botle of wine and my favourite metallic green sunglasses.

I woke up this morning and one of my rings was crushed onto my finger I have a big pain in my solar plexus and I have a crushed foot. Ah well at least i still have my new guitar.

Whos a happy bunnywunny

How can you have a better day? Jump on a train to Brighton, pick up a brand new guitar in the station from Graham, put my toes in the sea and come back. All I need now is to get laid and it'll be perfect.

Yup, I bought one, photos coming. A crazy Irish busker down the road who recently bought a £1000 Takamine gave it his seal of approval, but was suprised I bought it without hearing it through an amp.

"How much did I pay for it?" I asked him to guess.

"4?.(hundred)"

I went by this review. I reckon this guitar looks like it is worth £400 too. I bought it for 200. great no? I like the name SHINE as well and the way it is written. Like a happy sixties oriental feel.

Do check the blog of my alter ego, Mr. Dave Bone Wanker. Thers nothing on it as yet but I'm sure its going to be good. Lots of stuff about fantasy Islamists raping people. Probably will include Mr.Bonewankers secret sausage-up-the butt fantasies too no doubt.

Met Kirlian Blue from The Thought Criminals yesterday and Painwhore69. with an old friend Romec from Spiky Black Cat. The Thought Criminals play very interesting electro-sleaze. We had a look at the venue. Possibly gig coming...

Meanwhile back in Texas

I don't know who Abu Hamza al-Happy Wanderer is (I'll bet someone in Langley does though), but I wouldn't give him a snowball's chance in Baghdad.

Gay, Pro-life, and Proud.
I'll take it.

Live "sex shows" of bulls mounting a simulated cow have become a big attraction at an agricultural exhibition taking place in New Zealand.


it's a whisper...
an ear tickling
temptation
leaning in
closer
sometimes rubbing
my cheek against
the skin of your neck
and feeling you breathe
hearing and feeling
everything
trusting
concentrating
sneaky,

SHINE

Still on the search for a nice spare guitar I'm spoilt for choice. When I started playing the guitar the Orientals were just starting to make decent guitars for under £200. They are still at it.

I've found some nice looking stuff from a company called SHINE in Korea who used to make Guitars for B.C. Rich and Epiphone. Two semi acoustics with glued necks for £199 each. One is a 335 copy the other has a Basswood body with a quilted maple front. Below is an active 5-string bass for £350. They do Strats and Teles for 80 quid.

Guitars of all ages seem to be a good investment, which says a lot for the resurgence of guitar music. If you get hold of a good one it will hold its price.

There is a dealership not far away, I think I'll take a look. Click on the logo for Shines's full range.

SAND NIGGERS LESSON IN ISLAMIC BANKING

The Sun:

ANTI-TERROR cops were last night trying to find out why the two brothers arrested over a suspected poison bomb plot had a £38,000 stash in their house.

The fortune — in CASH — was allegedly found in a bedroom after the pair were arrested in a swoop on their modest terraced home.

Police quizzed Mohammed Abdul Kahar, 23, and his brother Abul Koyair, 20, about the money during the week they spent in custody.

But neither would tell them where it came from. Last night a security source said: “It was a hell of a lot to have knocking around. The cash was in a bedroom, much of it in £50 notes.

The Guardian:

Relations between the police and the Muslim family targeted during the ill-fated anti-terrorist raid in Forest Gate fell to a new low yesterday as details were leaked of how officers found £38,000 cash on their property.

The money, said to have mainly been in £50 notes, was discovered in a bedroom in the east London house...

In a strongly worded statement, his sister Humeya Kalam said she had informed police about the money two hours after the raid took place. She said it was accumulated income which the family was reluctant to store in a bank because they felt that to do so would conflict with their religious beliefs. She said the money was kept in the basement of the house next door, which is owned by her and rented to a separate family.

"The story is incorrect in every way. It suggests that there is something sinister and unexplained in relation to monies found in my house," Ms Kalam said.

"The monies are neither sinister nor unexplained. I told the police that the money comes primarily from the monthly income from the rental of number 48, kept by my mother for safekeeping over the period of time in which I have owned the house, ie over approximately four years. My mother has never felt it right to keep this money in a bank account, or to hold savings in a bank; Islam prohibits the keeping of money in circumstances where interest is earned or where it is paid."

Is there going to be an upsurge in household roberies against Muslims?

Pronoia

The suspicion the Universe is a conspiracy on your behalf.

On the terrestrial level, pronoia should be defined as the opposite of paranoia: the sneaking suspicion others are conspiring to help you (and you them!). Symptoms include: sudden attacks of optimism and outbreaks of goodwill.

STORYTIME...

Originally, I wanted to be Rainbow Brite, but I started having doubts as to how to assemble the costume. A self-made Rainbow Brite costume would have to be flawless.

Over and over, I would smoke dope and nod out, and get better ideas.

I finally decided to go ahead with Rainbow Brite and maybe hire a tailor to make the costume, but I would be a Fierce Rainbow Brite, leading two half-naked gay prostitutes around on leashes all night.

I would dress them in black loincloths and make them kneel any time I sat down. Ohh! I’d make one hold my drink and the other hold my ashtray.

Oh yes.

SHES FIRING AN ENERGY RAY

I thought that the trajectories of attention in this picture triangulated between the womans pussy and the camera lenses looks like she is firing some sort of psychic energy ray.

Check out the venue we played in for as many friends as could get there with a coupla hours notice last friday. The sound was fuckin awesome. A real pleasure to break 4 musicians out of the studio to play on a crazy friday. The stage is at the back of the room below just out of sight. t:::o:::s:::s::e::r got them another two weeks off the judge. Nice one. Still a tosser though. The prosecution brought a vaguely sexy German girl who was pretending to be Australian. Hopefully there will be some good theatre in here over the next two weeks. There was some good theatre in court anyway.

I was sitting in the back of the court room looking as apologetic as possible and nervously whispering "Shut up!" under my breath as usual. Brought back good memories.

Newsnight tonight has a fantastic report on the Forest Gate terror raid, as well as a great report about the Malawi tabacco trade by a very interesting Mancunian reporter who I've never seen before. (click on picture)

Can't Sleep

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via skrufff

This is a great Pop Translator. Also, I've heard of candy-flipping but I reckon the white house made up most of these terms.

Mr Skrufff's new mix isn't bad either. I'm swinging round to this dirty electro-shit.

What? They were Asian looking and had beards didn't they?

Fellow Traitor

Jon Snow:

My team is Iran
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Well, if you are interested in the World Cup, I don’t think you will be
reading this. I will put my colours on the line, I will be supporting
Iran. I watched them defeat Costa Rica 3-2 in a friendly in Tehran. The
reason I am supporting Iran is I would like to see its leader
Ahmadinejad come to Europe for the final stages, should the Persians do well. It
would be great to see western leaders engage with him. Now there’s a
nutty vision for you.

We are there less for the sport than for the circumstance in what is
said to be the most watched event in the world, far outstripping the
Olympics.

See our reporter’s blogs and latest news from the tournament in our
World Cup special section at www.channel4.com/worldcup

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I can symathise with this lack of patriotism as I put 3 quid on Ghana at 250-1. they lost against Italy yesterday but its early days...

Fuckin COME ON GHANA!!!!!

SNOWBELLS?

Afghanistan’s warning bells
===========================

In a sense despite 9/11, Afghanistan has stolen up on us. When I say
‘us’ I mean ‘we Brits’ but I might just as easily say ‘we Nato’.

The first death of a UK soldier in combat with the Taliban has served
notice with the powers that be this side of the Atlantic that
Afghanistan is a deep and complex challenge. I have been speaking to an extremely
senior well-connected military source who claims there are very serious
misgivings in the British armed forces about the extent of the British
commitment in Afghanistan.

My source describes what he says is a very serious lack of armour and
firepower but also says that this is a commitment from which we “cannot
bug out”. He thinks the resurgent Taliban are beginning to give Nato
forces a run for their money. Further, the complexity of the Nato
deployment, the constant need to refer back to national capitals before any
decision is taken is neutering the capacity in the region.

snowmails

WHO KILLED THE ELECTRIC CAR?