April 14, 2005


Saw a bizarre thing whilst out walking a dog with a friend on the heath the other day. The dog was playing in the water of a pond, lowering his head to some ducks trying to make friends. I swear the ducks were turning round, splashing water at him.

The boss of this particular pond is a fascist swan policeman who comes over to confront any dog who dares to enter his territory. Seeing the dog playing with the ducks he came over as usual to enforce his authority, only this time he left the dog, instead attacking the ducks for daring to try and befriend a dog on his patch.

Bastard Swan.

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