du Monde is a very entertaining Frenchman I met over on Sparkle's blog. I enjoyed his comments so much I linked to him in his own special category when he didn't even have a blog. He still hasn't got one, now I realise, because he isn't sure what a blog is. If anyone knows, tell him.
When I started this blog I thought I'd get more abuse considering the subject matter. I'm fucking disapointed. Really let down. Hundreds of people have watched my movies who must fucking hate Fundamental Islamists.
Not a dicky bird.
Fucking pussies.
The only comments I have ever deleted have been err..M..no wait.. ISHMAEL's (Ishmael now? OK whatever) and that is cos he's like my brother you know? and brothers have a way of getting under your fucking skin haven't they?
15 comments:
Well Dave, i would gladly throw some abuse at you if i managed to comprehend your posts! I'll promise to be more bitchy or at least sarcastic, stir your blog up a bit. Ok...You f***in commie terrorist lover! This blog sucks! You have NO IDEA what you are tlaking about! It's people like you that are fueling terrorist thoughts!
How's that? I'll keep trying....
As for you going dry...keep it up!
thats the spirit.
I take that to mean that people aren't as abusive as you originally thought. Not nearly filled with hate. Particularly we US conservatives.
Doesn't that make you feel better? Make you feel that there's more hope for mankind?
And you're upset about it!
yes. I suppose I thought one of the entertaining offshoots would be a little bit of abuse from Republicans.
bastards!
Sorry, man. Different culture. I am either polite or dismisive. If someone is impolite to me I dismiss them. The 'cold shoulder' is remarkably effective, it really pisses people off. :D
Yeah you've given me the dismisive before. I think its written
*SNORT*
if I remember rightly.No one's fun anymore. ahhh Jenjus...
ahhh.. poor me. little fucking pot smoker. some people have real live rather than writing incosequential bollocks to strangers they''ve never met. Some people make REAL films that mean something you fuck.
AND they use bloody microphones rather than jumping up and down shouting shit no one can hear.
Some people can fucking spell because they LOOK UP the fucking words they need in the dictionary and- get this- THEY REMEMBER THEM!!!
Some people actually phone the people they are supposed to be making films about rather than sitting in pretentious confused little muddle-puddles wondering whether they should or not or wondering what to say.
In short you are a waste of fucking blogspace man. A washed up thirty something piece of doggie doo.
You turd.
abuse myself if no one else is going to...
wheres du Monde? Hope I haven't frightened him off. I was only joking,
Some people make REAL films that mean something you f*ck.
Your refusal to strain artistic license makes your films BETTER than many others. Less sexy, but BETTER.
In short you are a waste of f*ck*ng blogspace man. A washed up thirty something piece of doggie doo.
Not a chance!
see? Its worse- Republicans actually like my films. What can I fuckin do?
Cheers everyone (including Mr. du Monde) I'm not over day 9 yet but day 8 feels fantastic. I'm not promising anything but I can actually feel another Islamic edit coming on focusing around those who chose to wear masks outside the mosque, or maybe the bookseller from infidels thrills and spills who spoke to me a lot more than I have represented...
thanks to Jo for the lend of the camera by the way, lets see if I can't do something dangerous with it
It takes a certain brand of weasel to talk trash anonymously. What a gutless wonder...
Was that du Monde? Where does he find the time? Shouldn't he be practicing his surrendering while marching backwards blowing kisses?
no that was me abusing myself in a non-onanist manner.
Well, in that case, you're right -you suck.
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