September 04, 2005


Mike err... Camel has posted a link to the funniest thing I've read in ages.


There's 30 pages of this. In 10 years of squatting in London I spent the first year living with people like this twat when I didn't know any better. Junkies who I would cook up skip food for, for them to throw it up down the toilet (next to my bedroom) half an hour later. Hackney at the time was full of people who glorify squalor in such fashion. It's great to see some people are still keeping up the tradition!

my cocks shrivelled up, tummys rumbling, just had a shit and couldnt wipe my arse again. Brian sets up the rig in the corner and the sounds of Chris Liberator start getting blasted out, i huddle up to my jumpers, but someone spills his stella on my head. im freezing and feel sick.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


DAVE BONES said...

Unless you are going to say something interesting FUCK OFF why don't you.

I.:.S.:. said...

" So, dave draws loads of fukin wicked pictures on this black board of traps you can set in your room so if someone comes in it gets them. best one i heard was you put a Crystal Distortion dubplate connected to a bit of string, connected to a dredlock that when released pulls the pin out of the Dolphin lighter and sparks up a load of Animal Niterate which makes your arsehole explode. fucking DAVE MATE! u da don dada..."

I.:.S.:. said...

It's by the same guy, incidentally, as the ketamine video on Socialist Wanker. Get in touch with him and ask him to do something for the site...

DAVE BONES said...

You are fucking joking! That video is fantastic!

Which page is the quote you are refering to on? I thought you'd made that up! He's going to die in a pool of his own vomit and then his story's going to become a best seller.

If he had money he'd die much sooner.

I like the way Chris Lib, Crystal Distortion and the Heedfuk posse love to live amongst these people so much still. Especially Chris Lib considering his lifestyle.

He'd be great for Socialistwanker innit.

DAVE BONES said...

I stuck Sparkle and the scrutinator up as very different approaches on Republican thinking up.

I hope you don't mind.

I'm trying to think of a way of presenting them better. We need some sort of comment ability to make a proper "arena"

I'm looking into it.